More Proof Shakespeare Had It Right

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/25/AR2007042502763_pf.html

Lol. So sick. It reminds me of the joke that goes something like you've got a gun with two bullets, and you've got Hitler, Pol Pot and a lawyer to choose from. The punchline, of course, is that you shoot the lawyer twice, just to be on the safe side.

Thanks to the BARGE mailing list for the sad laugh of the day.